Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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