I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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