They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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