i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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