Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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