I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
pray to the hookup gods
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