Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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