I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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