Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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