But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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