Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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