is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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