This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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