Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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