im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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