Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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