In the future we'll all be gay
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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