Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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