On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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