I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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