YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
im holly from the hills drunk
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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