I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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