The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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