it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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