I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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