Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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