Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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