Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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