Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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