Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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