im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The Olympian is in my bed
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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