can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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