So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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