why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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