We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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