it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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