is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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