honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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