rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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