There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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