So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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