I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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