who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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