It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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