Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
false alarm, still single
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