do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I need water and some morals
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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