Non-Jews are for practice
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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