Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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