eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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