Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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