now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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