Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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