have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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