We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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